A FUNNY TOILET STORY! (WTF?!)

CHAPTER 1

Once apon a time i went into a toilet cubicle and i locked the door then i sat on a seat with a hole on it and through teh hole you could see water. . .
. . . the water was green  it also had soaking paper down it
then i saw this handle and i pushed it down and there was as big noise
then the water was all clean
i was lyke wtf?
so i lyke pulled this soft paper that was rolled up on the wall and i chuvked some in teh toilet
i then looked down teh hole and pushed teh handle down
FWOOOOSH11!!!1one
then the paper was gone!!!!! :O
it was obviously a toilet monster
so i advice you not to flush teh toilet
but then it would be green and yellowy ><
which is another story
but i put it in as a second chapter

CHAPTER 2

then i was looking down teh loo and there was lyke green yellow stuff again
then i also noticed!!!!!
!!!!
A BROWN THING!
it looked like a brown rubber dinghy Oo
and it kinda smelt
what teh?
so i called the monster and it ate the disgusting content
which seemed to be called. . . Poo
and teh liquid was called. . . wee
or
pee
i was kinda confused because teh next day i saw purple stuff down teh toilet
it spelt flowery
i learnt it is called. . . toilet cleaner
pronounced. . . TOI-LET-CLEE-NER
but teh most scariest thing was. . .
when i pushed teh door open one day. . .
"here i saw.....
!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER HUMAN!
sat on teh seat
and i ran
ran soooo far that i was lost
and i was screaming too
later I died of shock, but then a toilet appeared in the air and it had wings
it then revived me
and i was lyke eh?
so next day went back and continued to the toilets

CHAPTER 3

so i went into the toilet because i wanted to explore this lyke bonfire smell
so i lyke opened teh door and saw lyke grey white stuff along with these ugly sticks that were orange and white a bit lyke what my evil brother has but they were all crumpled up
i didn't lyke dat at all and though blergh!
so i ran away then i came back next day
then this time i looked at the walls this time there was writing...
something said kate <3 Josh
then something said life is teh shit
then something said Louise + Sasha + Natalie wuz ere
i thought oooh egyptian!1!!!!one
but then i learnt it was just vandalising teh toilets. . .
pronounced Van-dal-is-am
but i also learnt it could be called Toilet speak
i wondered with toilet speak was like **dragon speak. . .
hm. . . {0:01} When Kate <3's Josh
{5:12} then {life is the shit} is emitted
but soon i learnt that it wasn't dragonspeak at all

[**Dragon speak is to do with furcadia to you who don't know what it is]

CHAPTER 4

the next day i went to look at the locks
on teh doors
when i moved the locks this color changed from green to red
and vicer verser
i wondered how tat worked
i wondered what it was for
so then i learnt that if you turn teh lock it changes color
and the colors are to let you know if they are locked or not
but why do we have locks?
then i learnt it's for privacy
but why do you need privacy in teh loo?
do people have orgys in teh loo?
but i though there'd be alot of lesbians about since there's this thing where guys cant go in girls toilets and the other way round and lots of gay dudes
but that seemed wrong
because i saw opposite sexes kissing :o
but then i learnt that the privacy is for pooing + weeing
i got kinda confused about that so i kinda skipped that oh dears

CHAPTER 5

I went on a long walk to the ancient temples of. . .
TOILET CUBICLES!!!!
oh and pronounced Toi-let Cube-ick-kils
i walked in a room full of a toilet cleaning smell
and i saw lots of toilets
BUT
there was one special one!
it was bright and it was golden
and there sitting on it was. . .
THE GREAT GURU. . .
MR. T CUBICLE!!!!
THE GREAT GURU MASTER!
OF TOILETS!
welcome child he said
you have much to learnt still on toilets
i asked, what is dat?
he laughed and said how to become a toilet cubicle guru lyke myself!
you must complete 3 tasks to be able to be such being
FIRST TASK!!!!
I gasped
LE GASP!

CHAPTER 6

Mr. T. Cubicle raised his hands in the air and shouted. . .
OH GREAT SPIRIT OF THE TOILETS RAISE THE HOLY TOILET TASK 1!
suddenly loads of dirty toilets appeared infront of me
there are 9,000,000 toilets to clean in half an hour!
some cleaning stuff and a type of scrub an dub dub thing appeared in my hand
suddenly he yelled BEGIN!
i panicked and i was lyke argh wha?!!!!
he then said clean teh toilets!!!!!!!
so i ran over to teh nearest toilet and cleaned it
it was hard work
when i got to about my 50,000 toilet i slipped down teh toilet BWHAAA!!kbhjgfjhg"
i was lyke argh!
nuuuu help meh!!!
then PING!
i was back and toilet # 50,000"
i continued to clean but i was running out of teh time
i continued to clean
then there was like 5 minutes left
and i had lyke 1,000,000 more toilets to do
HILF MIR!!!1111!!one
i shouted
*help me*
btw Hilf Mir pronounced Hill-F Mee-err
and teh mistake of one is also pronounced wun not oh-ne
but luckily i suddenly went rly fast
and i had one minute spare
woo! ^^ i said
the guru was impressed then he called. . .
OH MIGHTY TOILET GOD BRING DOWN THE GREAT FLUSH-SCKA-TOON!
so lyke suddenly
"there was loads of those handles
yea loads of handles
so then i was like sacre bleu!
and the handles went blue wtf
so i was like flushing all these toilets
and i had to do it in 5 minutes
minutes pronounced: min-its
not minoots
anyway there were about a trillion toilets to flush
so i was spazzing around flushing them all when suddenly it became so noisy i became deaf
"uckily i done it in time and Mr. C had restored my hearing
the next event...

CHAPTER 7

so then he yelled out. . .
GODDESS OF TEH WEEINGANDPEEPINGANDPOOPING SHOW THE GLOURIOUS FINAL TASK!
then suddenly the floor turned to green liquid
(wee)
and then pieces of toilet appeared floating in the wee
ok so then the guru yelled. . .
GET ACROSS THE ROOM WITHOUT FALLING IN THE DISHONARABLE WEE
STEP ON THE PIECES OF TOILET TO GET ACROSS
PRESS THE X BUTTON TO JUMP
BEGIN!
so then i lyke pressed x but then i just ended up losing a life
so i like poofed to teh beginning
and tried again
as i was crossing pieces of crap were flying at me
so i lyke jumped
HOW DO I DODGE?!!!
i yelled
press the O button
so i lyke did and so i got to the end sucessfully
i thought i had done but then...
!!!!!
the room turned to normal then to an arena
OH FUCK!!!!!!
you must fight me to win the title!!!
so i lyke threw cheese at him
then he threw shit at me
next i threw a rasta hat
so he chucked a bucket of wee at me
so then i jumped on his head pulled off his hat and threw it at him
he tossed a toilet thing at me which just missed by inches
but then as the hat hit him he fell and lost
he woke up and said YOU ARE NOW THE GURU
AND NOWS I TEACH KIDS LIKE YOU ABOUT TOILETS!

THE END!!!