TALKING TOAST!!!

It was 6:00 AM, i couldn't sleep, something was worrying me, i didn't know what. I felt hungry so I went in the kitchen to make myself toast and a cup of coffee. I got started with the coffee, then I got the bread out and put it in the toaster, I continued to make up my coffee. A few minutes later the toaster had done, I put my toast on plate, I then went for a sip of coffee, put the coffee down went for the butter in the fridge. I then heard a noise... it sounded like someone was talking behind me, I turned round but I saw no one..., "Who's there?" I said. I looked to the right, the left and the ceiling and the floor. No one to be seen, "Hello?" I would say again. Then suddenly I heard the voice again, it was coming from the table and there I saw my toast... 2 eyes and a mouth... "Oi you! I'm 'ere! And i'm Mr. Toast, now listen 'ere don't eat me or else there will be doom to pay!" He then coughed, I just stared. "Don't just stare at me like that, it's rude. 'aven't ya ever seen a talking toast?" he'd continue. "Uum... No..." Mr. Toast frowned, "Eh.... fuck, anyway I sense you have a problem, yea?" I look down at Mr.Toast..."Yep, yesh i have a problem... I can't sleep something is worrying me..." Mr.Toast thought, "Hm...." and thought, "er..." AND thought..."Urm..." And then... "I've got it! Gimme all your butter and I shall help you!" So.... in the end I gave him all my butter and me are Mr. Toast became friends and that's how he cured my worries!!!

TEH END!