

TALKING TOASTTALKING TOAST!!!TALKING TOAST
It was 6:00 AM, i couldn't sleep, something was worrying me, i didn't know what. I felt hungry so I went in the kitchen to make myself toast and a cup of coffee. I got started with the coffee, then I got the bread out and put it in the toaster, I continued to make up my coffee. A few minutes later the toaster had done, I put my toast on plate, I then went for a sip of coffee, put the coffee down went for the butter in the fridge. I then heard a noise... it sounded like someone was talking behind me, I turned round but I saw no one..., "Who's there?" I said. I looked to the right, the left and the ceiling and the


THE FUNNY TOILET STORYA FUNNY TOILET STORY! (WTF?!)THE FUNNY TOILET STORY
CHAPTER 1
Once apon a time i went into a toilet cubicle and i locked the door then i sat on a seat with a hole on it and through teh hole you could see water. . . . . . the water was green it also had soaking paper down it then i saw this handle and i pushed it down and there was as big noise then the water was all clean i was lyke wtf? so i lyke pulled this soft paper that was rolled up on the wall and i chuvked some in teh toilet i then looked down teh hole and pushed teh handle down FWOOOOSH11!!!1one &n